American Horror Story – Top Hats Everywhere!

So I did a post a while a go just giving some ideas of what AHS season 5 could be about. That post wasn’t based on any clues, as I hadn’t seen much of Freak Show at the time, it was just a few ideas of things that AHS hasn’t yet covered.

Now, if you’ve been following AHS speculation online, you will have probably heard about the top hats. Ryan Murphy has said that the top hat is a big clue to next seasons premise. We’ve seen the top hat symbol appear a few times now in Freak Show, on cups and on Edward Mordrake. If you haven’t spotted the clues, just do an image search for “American Horror Story Freak Show Top Hat” and you’ll see where they appeared.

Now that we know this is a vital clue, here’s what I have thought of and what has been going round the internet.

1) Operation Top Hat

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Operation Top Hat was a local field exercise performed by the U.S army chemical corps in the 1950’s. This involved people being exposed to dangerous chemicals and radiation; the idea was to test decontamination. This is the main theory going around at the moment. This has led many fans to think of “The Hills Have Eyes” and other such films, in which people have mutated. In my last AHS post, one of my ideas was “American Horror Story: Wasteland”. Perhaps this wouldn’t be so far off. In a town where everyone who hasn’t died out has mutated. This could lead to elements such as post-war apocalypse, cannibalism, incest… sounds like a season of AHS to me!

2) Jack the Ripper

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Depictions of Jack the Ripper often involve a top hat…in fact they often involve an outfit very similar to that which Edward Mordrake wears. The mystery of who the Ripper is could be quite intriguing. It would also tie in nicely to Murphy’s new series American Crime Story; looking at a real crime with perhaps a supernatural twist. This would of course raise things such as prostitution, poverty at the time and the class system. Yes I know, I know, Jack the Ripper is English… but maybe we could have an American copy cat. Or maybe he could be one of many ghostly serial killers resurrected for the season. Or maybe nobody caught him because he escaped to America.

3) Magician

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This may seem a little too much like a combination of Coven and Freak Show, but here me out. I started off thinking about magic acts and that somehow led me to think about Doctor Faustus, a man who sells his soul to the devil so that he can perform great magic and gain great knowledge. Perhaps a magician could do just this in order to put on the show of a life time and make it big, but at what cost?

4) The Rich and Famous

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Like wise, I got to this by thinking of Doctor Faustus. Other than magic acts and London serial killers, I see a top hat, I think high class, wealthy etc. Perhaps season 5 could look at the rich and famous who have gotten to where they are by sacrificing something to evil. This could get into secret societies, again the class system and of course the devil. Perhaps since all the seasons are supposedly connected, this could have something to do with the anti-christ from Murder House.

So those are just a few theories. Of course it’ll be a while before we know for sure, but I know we AHS fans have fun guessing.

Why Cordelia Chase Ended Up Being My Favourite Buffy-Verse Character

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When Buffy the Vampire Slayer started, or rather when I started watching Buffy the Vampire Slayer, I was very strict about where my loyalties lied. My favourite character was Willow Rosenberg and that was that. Now don’t get me wrong, I still like Willow, I think she’s an interesting character, though I prefer her in some seasons to others… but my favourite character has changed. These days, my favourite character is Cordelia Chase.

Now, there are probably a lot of people thinking: “What? She was such a bitch to Buffy, Willow and Xander! How could you love her?” When I say “Buffy-verse” I am referring to the whole universe of the show; thus including the spin off series, Angel, in which Cordelia is a far more prominent character. Cordelia’s development is one of the reasons I like her so much. Yes, she could be pretty horrible in high school, but even then I’d argue that I was okay with that, because Joss explored what was going on with her; she had layers, she wasn’t mean just because, she was never two-dimensional.

Let me make some points:

1) She wasn’t the typical high school bitch character.

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People watching Buffy occasionally may think that Cordelia is just the stereotypical high school bitch character… but she’s not. As I said, she has layers.Plenty of high school settings have a Queen B, nasty girl character and a lot of the time, they’re nasty, just because they are. Cordelia on the other hand, isn’t unsympathetic. Starting with the episode “Out of Sight, Out of Mind” in which Cordelia becomes the target of an invisible killer, we learn more about Cordy. Throughout her high school life we learn more and more about her loneliness, her family problems, men treating her like an object and we understand her more. When she allows herself to open up and falls for Xander, she abandons her clique, only to be betrayed and I was heartbroken for her. She didn’t just lose Xander, she lost the Scoobies and went back to what she knew. Her motivations weren’t so straight forward, she was an interesting character.

2) She felt the pain of the world and it made her more determined to save it.

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I said before that my favourite character was Willow. Let me compare the characters. Willow felt the pain of the world in the season 6 finale and she couldn’t handle it, her conclusion was to destroy the Earth. Cordelia felt the pain of the world and it brought out more compassion and empathy in her than ever before. She was in hospital, her mind being torn apart; every suffering person on the planet screaming in her head… and when it ended, all Cordelia said was “We have to help them” Enough said!

3) She’s kind of a bad ass.

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The last point takes me nicely to this one. The Buffy-verse isn’t short of strong women and Cordelia is no exception. As I said, the pain of her visions drives Cordelia to help those in need. No human was meant to harbor the visions and because of this, they were actually killing Cordy and she was well aware of this; but she refused to give them up, despite being given several opportunities, because it would mean giving up her power to help others. When the visions actually did almost kill her; Cordelia actually volunteered to become part demon in order to keep the visions from killing her, despite having no idea what the consequences to her could be. Well, it turned out being part demon gave her a lot more power. When the hotel was infested with other-worldly creatures; Cordelia destroyed ever single one of them and when Angel’s deranged son Conner tried to kill her, she turned his blade to dust and purified his soul. On top of this, Cordelia trained with Angel and became pretty good with hand to hand combat…not to mention very handy with a sword.

4) Here’s a controversial one…

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The Bangel fans (that’s Buffy and Angel shippers) will have my head for this one… but I seriously believe Cordelia was the best, healthiest relationship Angel ever had. Always a beacon of support, Cordelia was happy to be a shoulder to cry on; or to provide a much needed kick up the ass, as needed. She acted as a surrogate mother to Conner after Darla’s death and took charge of Angel Investigations when Conner was lost and Angel catatonic with grief. This woman wouldn’t even let a mystical coma stop her from helping to guide Angel and putting the gang on track. She astral projected so that she could remind Angel why he fights the good fight and to give him her final vision with one last kiss; a vital act in directing Angel towards the figure heads of his final battle.

5) In death, she became a higher being.

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Even after her demise, Cordelia hasn’t stopped fighting the good fight. After years of working for The Powers That Be, Cordelia’s soul ascended and she became part of The Powers That Be. For those who don’t know, The Powers That Be are essentially the gods of the Buffy-verse; so Cordelia has actually been elevated to Goddess status…sort of. Either way, this makes Cordelia the one and only higher being in the Buffy-verse that we know by name (not including Jasmine, a fallen power).

I could go on all night, but that’s just a taste of why I love Cordelia Chase. I really do believe the character should get more recognition than she does. I honestly think she’s one of the best developed characters in the Buffy-verse. I find her incredibly likable and would even say she’s a pretty great role model (as an adult anyway). Long live Cordelia Chase…even though she’s dead… long live Goddess Queen C.

What “American Horror Story” Season Five Could Be (My Theories)

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Okay, so I know American Horror Story: Freak Show has only just started and I haven’t actually seen much of it yet because I’m saving it for Halloween… but I’m still (like many fans) thinking of what the already renewed fifth season of AHS could be. Ryan Murphy has said that season 5 will be something very different from season 1-4 and also said that there were some clues early on in Freak Show, but as I said, I haven’t seen much yet. There were also some fan theories about it being in space, due to Jessica Lange singing “Life On Mars” in a recent episode, but Murphy said no to that… and frankly; I’m glad he did. So anyway, here are some ideas I have as to what season 5 could be about. I tried to think of things that would be very different from seasons 1-4, but that could still fit AHS’ style to a tee.

1) American Horror Story: Utopia

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The perfect world, where everyone smiles and gets along. A world without anger, or hate, or violence. A world where everything and everyone is just perfectly perfect in that perfect kinda way. Yeah right! Really though, imagine the season starting in a world just like that; all very Stepford. How did the world get like that? What is being done to keep it that way? Is it really so perfect, or are their skeletons in the closet? Does a perfect world mean a loss of individuality? Surely conforming must be necessary on some level to keep the peace… what if you don’t conform. What happens if one day, you refuse to smile? Put on a happy face… or else!

2) American Horror Story: Wasteland

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Sort of the opposite end of the spectrum. A story set in the middle of, or after, a nuclear holocaust. Only the main cast have survived (as far as we know), but God knows how they did! Is there a reason they were left behind? Is the nuclear wasteland as empty as it seems or are there things lurking in plain sight? Have they been changed by the attack without them even knowing it? In a world where everything has been destroyed, is there something still worth fighting for?

3) American Horror Story: Limbo

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If one thing has been constant in AHS, it’s that characters die and the subject of death has been a running theme. So perhaps a season about life after death could be interesting. But rather than commit to what the afterlife is, perhaps they could focus on the transitional period: limbo. What waits for us when we pass on; is it good or terrifying? This season could bring a whole new side to death anxiety. Perhaps limbo is where the spirits who have never had physical form (demons) hang out and play…with any soul that passes through!

4) American Horror Story: Night Terrors

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I imagine this season set in some kind of sleep study. Dreams reveal our deepest inner desires and our greatest fears; therefore I think they’d be the perfect way to do a very character centered season that delves into each characters psyche in disturbing and horrifying ways. You might be tempted to insert some sort of demonic Freddy Kreuger element… but I’m not sure that would be necessary. Dreams can be terrifying and interesting enough all by themselves. What horror lie in each character’s mind and can they cope in their waking lives knowing that those things are within their subconscious?

5) American Horror Storybook

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This idea is the most different and probably the biggest stretch. I have been inspired just by the trailer for the new movie “The Babadook”. The idea of children’s bed time stories and boogieman type characters being very scary. I’m thinking of this like a horror anthology within the horror anthology series. A collection of spooky tales that involve children. Monsters in the closet and under the bed. Old wise tales told to keep children in line turning out to be horrifyingly true. Fairy tales with disturbingly dark twists. Imaginary friends who aren’t so imaginary… or friendly.

So there you have it, those were just a few things I thought would be interesting. But hey, who knows what season 5 of American Horror Story will hold… well, Ryan Murphy does. But until he’s ready to share, let’s enjoy Freak Show.

Charmed: 10×01- No Country For Old Ones (Review)

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It’s here! It’s here! Okay, so the empaths reading this may have picked up on the fact that I’m just a bit excited. You know why? Charmed is back for season 10! It’s been so long since Paul Ruditis kicked all kinds of ass writing season 9; a season that expanded the “Charmed” story in epic, exciting and controversial ways (yes, I mean Prue). But the wait is over and Pat Shand is now at the writer’s desk as we take Charmed into the first season that has double digits. So without further ado, this is my review for issue 1. However, I should first warn all readers that this review will contain some spoilers that are as big and juicy as Gaxageal. You have been warned!

The first instalment of the season; “No Country For Old Ones” takes place over a few months and focuses on the Halliwell sisters (Piper, Phoebe and Paige…in case you forgot their names) thwarting several attempts on their lives by a demon named Gaxageal. But Gaxageal is not just any demon, no siree bob! He is in fact an Old One; a demon that existed long before the creation of words. So he’s a big deal. Green, hulky and waving his giant tentacles in the air like he just don’t care…which, by the way, is something I’ve always loved about the comics. Budget restraints led to most demons on the show looking human, whereas in the comics, there are obviously no such restraints; so we get to see some cool monsters far more regularly.

We are quickly reintroduced to all the main characters and this is done in a way that doesn’t waste any time jumping into the story and getting into the action. During this issue, we also have an unknown voice informing us that he has been watching the Halliwell sisters and gathering info on them. This is a pretty good way of recapping what each character has going on, without it actually feeling like a recap. I think if someone wanted to start with season 10 having never watched or read Charmed before, it wouldn’t be too hard to do with this issue.

Now let’s talk magic. That witchy, kick-ass, magic. You won’t be disappointed with this issue. The only reason you’d be disappointed is if you hate when the sisters use that witchcraft stuff and you were hoping for an issue where Piper shows us how to make cakes without the bottom going soggy. We have magic powers galore; Piper setting demons ablaze, Phoebe taking to the air and putting those martial arts to good use and Paige… well, Paige is just bad ass. Something I’ve always loved about Paige is that she often seems kind of freaked out by her own strength. In season 8 she tosses two demons into the air and slams them against a trash can. Look at her expression when she does it, she cringes all: “Holy crap, did I do that?” There’s a moment like that at the end of this issue and I just have to love her for it.

That takes me nicely onto dialogue. The dialogue is so spot on in this. Paige is particularly fun to read, but all the characters sound as they should. Piper’s dry sarcasm, Phoebe’s charm and Paige’s quirkiness are all there and the witty banter between the sisters is very enjoyable. I could quote so many lines from this issue that made me laugh. It’s Charmed style wit at it’s best.

We catch up with Prue and Cole who are also being watched. It’s fun to see how The Nexus of the All has changed as well as get a little glimpse at Prue’s new powers.

The issue ends with the Halliwell’s voyeurs being revealed as a demonic duo called Fritz and Valen. The scheming pair speak of how the Warren line never seems to truly die and talk about finding an Ancient Athame capable of destroying souls. Worst of all, they know where to find it!

We have a new artist. Elisa Feliz. So far, I am loving her art work.  The likenesses are great, the settings are drawn very well with lovely details added, that I can assure her do not go unnoticed or unappreciated by us fans. The magical effects are illustrated very well; from pretty sparkly orbs, to fiery vanquishes. Teamed with colours by Valentina Cuomo, this issue is rather stunning. The artwork is vibrant, colourful and very appealing to the eye.  David Seidman remains the cover artist and his art is as beautiful as ever. I particularly like the cover for this issue; it has been said that this season will have a dark edge similar to season 3 and 4… I can see that in the intense tone of the cover.

I am so excited to see where this season goes. The writing is so strong and I can just feel that this season is going to be so much fun. I have a feeling we’re going to have some really dramatic moments and I am more than confident after reading this issue that my faith in Pat Shand is well placed. I already felt pretty secure in that, in no small part due to the very open dialogue he’s had with the fan base and the passion he’s shown for the project. But now, you can take that surety and times it by P3, because I truly believe that the series is in great hands.

Thank you to Pat Shand, Paul Ruditis, Zenescope and everyone else who works on the comics, for keeping Charmed alive, for treating the series and the characters with such love and respect… and for giving us new and exciting stories that have that wonderful “jump into their world and block out that pesky reality for a while” vibe that Charmed always had in spades.

I look forward to issue 2- “Magically Malicious”

I Stand Still

I’ve lived here for two lifetimes. You may think my existence rather dull; I don’t move passed the park in which I stand. You may find my life hard to appreciate, but I wouldn’t ask for anything different. I am surrounded by those like me; but we share our space with many of the world’s underappreciated wonders. The rejuvenating rain showering me with its sparkling sapphire droplets; the warm sun shining down on me, bringing out every colour of me in glimmering clarity; bird song above me as a mother witnesses her child’s first moment of life. This and so much more make my simple life so special. Maybe you quietly value the beauty of us as you walk by and perhaps you understand how we are necessary to those who live with us; more closely than perhaps you do. If so, then thank you.

As I stand here, where I always am; as I am one of the lucky ones… I think how wonderful a thing it is to be able to stand still. To look out at this land, this world we call our home and to feel safe and secure that my roots are grounded in the earth; that the breeze cools when the sun’s rays turn water to steam; that children will be laughing and playing, bringing innocent joy to every day. I think these things, looking into the distance, until a strange sound changes everything.

A loud bang…then haunting quiet. The birds happily tweeting now screech a warning; fluttering away as fast as their wings will carry them. I stand still. The laughing and playing of children becomes crying and screaming; parents run to their aid in a frantic panic. I stand still. The breeze that once cooled in the hot sun is now harsh and hot; scratching like barbed wire with each shallow breath. I stand still. The sky darkens and the beautiful distance is clouded by thick, black smog. I stand still.  Those like me wither, those unlike me wither; nothing to see anymore, nothing to take in anymore; just ash and the dark. I stand still. So many years; so many life times; so much beauty crafted over centuries… gone in a matter of seconds. I stand still.

My existence is a humble one; or should I say was? I don’t feel death, though it does claim me nevertheless. I don’t understand politics, war or hate. I don’t feel fear, but that I understand. Fear of loss. What is this, if not the greatest loss? I don’t even get to be a memory; because you left nobody here to remember. Our beautiful land is now an unmarked grave; my roots can’t even cling to the wasteland that remains. No person lives on ashes and dust; so how could this be your end goal?

All I did was stand still; that was enough for me. But now there’s nothing to stand on, nothing to stand for. Don’t you see? It was enough for me.

So… is this it? Is this enough for you? Is nothing what you wanted all along? What you wanted for us all?

All I did was stand still. Maybe, just maybe, more should have taken a moment to do the same. Then would I matter? Would you?  

 

Charmed Season 9 (Comic Book Review) Part 4- The Final Chapter….

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…Until season 10 anyway, which won’t be long now. I’m looking forward to reviewing season 10 as it is released as opposed to doing it in such a belated fashion as with this season; though I’ve enjoyed looking back at the comics and reviewing season 9 nevertheless. So, we’re on to the fourth and final volume of the ninth season. We vanquished The Source, we met the first witch and we got Prue back in a new body! It’s been eventful so far. Darklighter Rennek is still out there scheming despite his plan to reunite the sisters and send the world into chaos being thwarted. We ended volume 3 with Paige’s adopted son Henry jr. using a magic power to cover his room in ice… but hey, isn’t he mortal? Well, we get a explanation soon enough in vol. 4.

Volume 4 opens with Phoebe giving birth. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention that it was hinted at by Cole in volume 3 that she was pregnant? Oops. Well, obviously there is a considerable time lapse between the third and fourth volume. Phoebe gives birth to her second daughter, Parker Halliwell. But it is not a very happy world that Parker has been born into. Magic is gone, well not gone, but switched. The sisters no longer have magic; nor do the rest of the magical community; now it belongs to the mortals. Ever Tom, Dick and Harry has a power now. Among them, Henry can transform objects and Elise can make plants grow, so they help the sisters out when suspicion is aroused. You see, now that magic is the new normal, anyone without it is met with suspicion and rumours are spreading about the government taking and dissecting those who don’t display powers to work out why they’re different. So, it’s a scary world.  Violent magic gangs are forming and the government has created magic squads to try and control them; leading to huge supernatural riots on the city streets. It’s a cool story line which merges the light wacky elements of Charmed with a very dark and sinister tone; much like the early seasons but on a grander scale.

While all this is happening, Rennek is in an unknown location, living a life of luxury. Somehow he has taken control of the world’s magic; but there’s one thing he doesn’t foresee. 

After months of being away from her sisters, Prue is out doing what she does best, demon fighting. You may remember that Prue stripped her magic last volume so that the power of three could go on without her; so technically, she’s mortal now. Not only has the switch given her her old powers back, she has all her sisters’ powers as well. The power of three in one body.

As a magic gang approaches the Halliwells, an old friend comes to their aid. It’s Darryl! Yay, Darryl. In his first appearance since the season 7 finale, Darryl is heading one of the magic squads, because God knows he’ll never escape the supernatural craziness! Armed with a cool new laser beam power, Darryl reunites with the sisters. There’s a nice moment in which Darryl asks Prue about Andy (his partner, who died in season 1), it was a nice touch.

As Prue goes outside and fights the magic gang with all she has, the sisters slowly begin to get their powers back. The more magic Prue exhausts, the more power the sisters get back. Prue starts an earth quake, Piper manages to cause a small explosion; Prue deflects an attack, Paige manages to raise up her forcefield; and finally, Phoebe and Prue share a premonition of Prue’s unconscious body on the ground. Using the last bit of magic she has left, Prue uses a power of three spell all on her lonesome to banish the gang from the area; ending with her dropping unconscious as the premonition foretold. Prue’s body is healed by Paige, but not before Prue meets Cole in the space between life and death, where it’s getting crowded and people are panicking, as the doors to the afterlife are shut due to Earth’s magic being all wonky. 

The gang venture to the Nexus of The All. I think I mentioned The All in the Neena arc right? The magical energy that runs through the world? Well The Nexus of The All is like the yummy caramel center, the high point of earth’s magic… which takes the form of a huge purple dome in the middle of the desert, usually invisible. This happens to be where Rennek is and he has the Empyreal Sword and the Grimoire (The Underworld’s Book of Shadows), which is how he has taken control of the magic. Inside the dome, the sisters can reach the full potential of their powers; which is good, because Rennek is using his magic to make soldiers out of just about anything that’s handy. 

Piper is able to blow up like ten soldiers at once and can also change the soldiers back to their original inanimate forms simply by willing it to happen. Phoebe can fly and she enjoys it very much. Paige opts for scattering the soldiers’ orbs across the world; making it impossible for them to reassemble. 

Prue manages to take the sword out of The Grimoire and get this… absorbs both into herself! Dude, how badly do you want magic in you? Not that I can blame her, who wouldn’t? She ends up with a bunch of runic style tattoos on her body and uses her new magic to vanquish Rennek and put everything back to normal. While I admit, it was a cool and climactic ending; I was a little unsure how I felt about how Prue pretty much ended Rennek’s reign while Piper, Phoebe and Paige just sorta watched… but I guess they had a big battle beforehand. Oh by the way, I loved seeing the sisters’ friends helping in the fight: Elise, Darryl, Tyler, Bailey…that was good to see, it’s nice that they have more allies now. 

Prue is now The Guardian of the Nexus and because of this, she must stay in the dome… but she uses her magic to transform it into a replica of the Manor. Cole is assigned to stay with Prue at the Nexus in order to act as a sort of messenger between her and the sisters (also giving Prue some company I guess), it’s said that if he proves himself by doing this, The Elders may let him move on. While I like the idea of Prue and Cole in this role; I have major issues with the Elders having a say over when anyone gets to move on; isn’t that The Angel of Death’s deal? Anyway, it should be interesting to see where that goes in season 10. 

It was certainly a big finale. Fan response to the final few issue was a little mixed. Some think it got a bit too “out there” and should stick to being grounded in the cozy Manor setting. I actually don’t mind the bigger story lines (season 7 was a fav of mine after all) but I get what some people are saying. I definitely preferred the first half of season 9 to the second, but the second set up a lot of stuff that will continue into season 10 and I am very interested to see what develops.

Half of the artwork in this volume is Dean Kotz, continuing from vol. 3, while the last few issues are illustrated by Rubine. Rubine’s art is quite nice; the likenesses are pretty good although some times it’s a little too obvious that the drawings are based on promo photos, making it look a little less natural than I might like. However, many of the artists improved as they did more issues, so perhaps if Rubine returns for season 10 at some point, we’ll see those creases ironed out. I thought the same with Dean Kotz…while his art was far from my favourite, he definitely improved as the season went on.

So, that’s season 9 done. Been fun to go back over it. I’m very happy Charmed is back, despite my initial reservations. This is a very good comic book continuation. It transitions smoothly from screen to page and remains very true to the show, both with story lines and characters. Say what you will about the Buffy vs. Charmed debate, but I do believe the Charmed comics have succeeded in doing what, I’m sad to say, the Buffy comics failed to do in so many ways. This really is season 9, a natural progression to the story. I don’t find myself using the “well, it’s a comic” excuse, which really isn’t even an excuse. This fits so easily into the Charmed canon that you can feel secure in the fact that the Charmed-verse is in very good hands. Not only that, but the comics have rekindled my love for Charmed. After season 8, I was happy to say goodbye to Charmed; I thought the series had had everything squeezed out of it that it possibly could… and not in a good way. But the comics answered questions the show didn’t; it brought new life to the Charmed-verse and its characters. So way to go Paul Ruditis, Zenescope and everyone else involved in this great comic book series.

Charmed isn’t over. I’ll see you in season 10.

5 Characters I Would Like to See Get Spin Offs

I’ve been watching some Angel recently and it got me thinking about spin offs. Angel was spun off from Buffy the Vampire Slayer and I can completely see why they gave him his own series. The character’s past had been explored somewhat in Buffy, but with a character that had lived for centuries, it pretty much stood to reason that they probably wouldn’t be able to explore all that as much as they might like in a show where he wasn’t the central character.
Anyway, this got me thinking about which characters from which TV shows I think would make good spin offs (or would have made, since some of these are no longer airing). Some of these ideas were actually suggested, but most were just made up by me. We’ll start with a Buffy one since I already mentioned it:

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1) Rupert Giles (Buffy the Vampire Slayer)

This spin off actually was in the works but sadly kept running into obstacles. The dark past of Buffy’s watcher, Giles; had been touched on a little in certain Buffy episodes and Joss Whedon wanted to do an England based series in which that could be explored more. Joss had collaborated with the BBC to try and bring this show about, which was to be titled “Ripper”, nearly securing a 90 minute film; described as a classic ghost story… but sadly it wasn’t meant to be. Joss Whedon has recently mentioned the spin off again though, so fingers crossed; maybe one day. Buffy was a hugely popular show and Giles was a much loved character, so it certainly has potential. Plus, Anthony Stewart Head is a very good actor who could certainly hold his own show.  

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 2) Penelope Garcia (Criminal Minds)

Criminal Minds attempted a spin off not so long ago called “Criminal Minds: Suspect Behaviour”, but it got cancelled after one season. I think the problem is, Criminal Minds sets itself apart from other crime dramas. The BAU’s methods for catching criminals make it unique… so to try and do another show with another group doing the same thing, in my opinion, takes away from that a bit. If Criminal Minds did do a spinoff, it should be something else different that stands out and I think a great way to do that would be a Garcia spinoff. Garcia’s hacker past has been explored in a few episodes and with the growing significance of cyber-crime; a show with her at the helm could be very interesting. Plus, everybody loves Kirsten Vangsness and the more Garcia the better. Oh and if they added Nicholas Brendon’s Kevin Lynch as her main sidekick, they’d be golden… diamond, with platinum and glitter bits even!

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3) Salem Saberhagen (Sabrina the Teenage Witch)

This one may seem a little nuts, but come one, we all watched Sabrina for Salem mostly, right? He’s a sarcastic, talking cat, what more do you need? Okay, well if you did need more, how about this? So many years/decades/whatever after the last episode of Sabrina, Salem is coming towards the end of his sentence as a cat… but in order to complete his sentence, the witch council sets him certain tests/tasks to prove that he has learned his lessons and really changed. Salem is sent on all kinds of adventures and hilarity ensues. You know you’d love it! Sadly they only attempted one Sabrina spin off, centred around her cousin Amanda; attempts which obviously failed; no doubt because it was far too similar to the show it stemmed from.

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4) Cole Turner or Drake De Mon (Charmed)

I was torn with this one. There were two demons in Charmed who stole my heart. To be fair, Cole was in it longer, so I should probably give this to him… but at the same time, Billy Zane was just so fun to watch as Drake, that I can’t imagine a spin off with him being anything but super fun. Both would have themes around fighting their demonic natures and trying to do good, but they’d also be quite different since the characters have different tones. A Cole spin off would be more broody and gritty, while I imagine a Drake spin off would be much camper and comedy centred. Either way, who wouldn’t watch these guys? Actually now that I think of it, why am I trying to choose? Put them together in a show!

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5) Cletus: The Slack Jawed Yokel (The Simpsons)

If a spin off was to be made of The Simpsons, I personally think it should be more adult oriented. Now, arguably, The Simpsons isn’t really kid friendly… but I’m talking more like Family Guy/South Park level of raciness. Also, it would have to focus on a character that people enjoy, but also who wouldn’t be missed too much in The Simpsons. So although I may love Flanders for example, I wouldn’t want a spin off for him because such a huge part of his comedy is about interaction with the Simpson family. Cletus, in my opinion, would be a great peripheral character to explore; doing a cruder comedy centred on him and his hillbilly family. Looking at the messes they get into and how other people respond to them and how they live. Could make for a good show.